1. Dracshana will become a happy woman who will love puppies, cooking, cleaning and sweet lovemaking with the aid of the love of a good man (and Paxil and shock treatment and...)
2. Thanateros will finally admit to his fetish for leg warmers and those socks with the little ball on the ankle while watching old Olivia Newton John movies
3. JellyB will hire some Polish mob guys from the rough east end of London to take care of that "stupid ex" problem in the mean time she'll continue making sweet potato soup
4. Lunara and Nightbringer will make it legal but have to drive to Alabama since Lunara is like 13
5. That Salina chick who likes metal will stop using the caps lock button EXCEPT when it's for emphasis
6. Lunagore will figure out that eating sheeps lips was only a joke cure for hangovers and be mad at someone from America for tricking her into trying it
7. Mos Daft will do an entire thesis on the state of his hemmoroids and bunions WITH pictures
8. Walter will admit to slightly being embarrassed for being closed minded and that maybe talking about killing people is alot easier when you don't have to get your hands dirty and be on the ground humping through "The Badlands" with 50-70 pounds on your back dodging bullets
9. Lostcause2000 will stop picking outfits and dressing in the dark
10. Mandahowl will give up on men move to New York and be Rosie O'Donnel's love slave
11. Saffer will appoligize for telling me that if she wrapped her shoe in a tortilla that I would eat it (she forgot to add tortilla+refried beans)
12. Paranoir36 will go to therapy for her addiction to 19 year old puerto rican guys
13. Callmejane will sit on my lap, give me a kiss and call me "Papi"
14. Mohawk73 will admit to wearing a very realistic toupee mohawk
15. Glittercoffin will admit to her peeing in the bed not her ex
To be continued...
1. Dracshana will become a happy woman who will love puppies, cooking, cleaning and sweet lovemaking with the aid of the love of a good man (and Paxil and shock treatment and...)
2. Thanateros will finally admit to his fetish for leg warmers and those socks with the little ball on the ankle while watching old Olivia Newton John movies
3. JellyB will hire some Polish mob guys from the rough east end of London to take care of that "stupid ex" problem in the mean time she'll continue making sweet potato soup
4. Lunara and Nightbringer will make it legal but have to drive to Alabama since Lunara is like 13
5. That Salina chick who likes metal will stop using the caps lock button EXCEPT when it's for emphasis
6. Lunagore will figure out that eating sheeps lips was only a joke cure for hangovers and be mad at someone from America for tricking her into trying it
7. Mos Daft will do an entire thesis on the state of his hemmoroids and bunions WITH pictures
8. Walter will admit to slightly being embarrassed for being closed minded and that maybe talking about killing people is alot easier when you don't have to get your hands dirty and be on the ground humping through "The Badlands" with 50-70 pounds on your back dodging bullets
9. Lostcause2000 will stop picking outfits and dressing in the dark
10. Mandahowl will give up on men move to New York and be Rosie O'Donnel's love slave
11. Saffer will appoligize for telling me that if she wrapped her shoe in a tortilla that I would eat it (she forgot to add tortilla+refried beans)
12. Paranoir36 will go to therapy for her addiction to 19 year old puerto rican guys
13. Callmejane will sit on my lap, give me a kiss and call me "Papi"
14. Mohawk73 will admit to wearing a very realistic toupee mohawk
15. Glittercoffin will admit to her peeing in the bed not her ex
It seems Noodles is jealous. Tsk, tsk. The kittiy claws are out in full force, but you see, no matter how many pictures you send me of you in your leather buttless chaps, I cannot be swayed. Lunara is the one for me, be she 15 or 50, I care not. Age is but a number and loves knows no boundries. Live and let love, my friend, live and let love.
It seems Noodles is jealous. Tsk, tsk. The kittiy claws are out in full force, but you see, no matter how many pictures you send me of you in your leather buttless chaps, I cannot be swayed. Lunara is the one for me, be she 15 or 50, I care not. Age is but a number and loves knows no boundries. Live and let love, my friend, live and let love.
Lunara, while we're quoting cheesy songs, "Let;s give them something to talk about. A little mystery to figure out". That's all I know of that dumb song... but hey, Steve Vai with Devin Townsend on vocals more appropriately sang \ "and you don't know you've been loving me every night you suddenly appear in my eyes. It happens when I sleep it isn't right what I do In my dreams with you Baby, don;t wake me, let me take you on an endless journey when you touch and the softest kiss explodes with lust it's real You can't deny the heat you feel..." Love ya!
Lunara, while we're quoting cheesy songs, "Let;s give them something to talk about. A little mystery to figure out". That's all I know of that dumb song... but hey, Steve Vai with Devin Townsend on vocals more appropriately sang \ "and you don't know you've been loving me every night you suddenly appear in my eyes. It happens when I sleep it isn't right what I do In my dreams with you Baby, don;t wake me, let me take you on an endless journey when you touch and the softest kiss explodes with lust it's real You can't deny the heat you feel..." Love ya!
Sophya, You can write the M.F.'N Menu Baby!!!!!!!!!!!! As far as Jelly B goes, well I'm sure you would have realised - That's already happened. And Mos,mate, Wales boasts many great things!!!! Including Very fine vocalists, Very strange films and of coarse Dirty Sanchez!!!!!!! Just Give it a chance bloke. Let it grow on you a little!
Sophya, You can write the M.F.'N Menu Baby!!!!!!!!!!!! As far as Jelly B goes, well I'm sure you would have realised - That's already happened. And Mos,mate, Wales boasts many great things!!!! Including Very fine vocalists, Very strange films and of coarse Dirty Sanchez!!!!!!! Just Give it a chance bloke. Let it grow on you a little!
First of all I sense some Canadian/South Carolina flirting...can't have that it's freaky on many terms...To quote Whitney "Crack is Wack" Houston:
"I believe Lunara is our future... Teach her well and let her lead the way..... Show her all the beauty she possesses inside... Give her a chance of pride.... Take it easy Let Lunara's laughter remind us how it used to be ........" (Soft tear rolls down my unshaven sexy cheek)
That pretty much sums it all up.
First of all I sense some Canadian/South Carolina flirting...can't have that it's freaky on many terms...To quote Whitney "Crack is Wack" Houston:
"I believe Lunara is our future... Teach her well and let her lead the way..... Show her all the beauty she possesses inside... Give her a chance of pride.... Take it easy Let Lunara's laughter remind us how it used to be ........" (Soft tear rolls down my unshaven sexy cheek)
Noodles what do you see for me? NightBringer you & Unforgivinsin can be my tutor anytime HELL we could have ever so much fun together :) HA HA :) funny bunny?.!
Lots Of Love Your Slave Forever- Stephanie****
Noodles what do you see for me? NightBringer you & Unforgivinsin can be my tutor anytime HELL we could have ever so much fun together :) HA HA :) funny bunny?.!
Teacher? Nah, I'm your tutor. First lesson in English will be, and repeat after me, "DADDY DON:T SHOOT!". Yes. Very good. Now let's hit the uhhhh books.
Teacher? Nah, I'm your tutor. First lesson in English will be, and repeat after me, "DADDY DON:T SHOOT!". Yes. Very good. Now let's hit the uhhhh books.
Lunara, I've already mapquested it. 13 hours and change, plus stops for food and a pee... maybe grab a hotel just outside of town to freshen up.... but you're right. Alabama is an over kill, we're not brother and sister. Love ya
Lunara, I've already mapquested it. 13 hours and change, plus stops for food and a pee... maybe grab a hotel just outside of town to freshen up.... but you're right. Alabama is an over kill, we're not brother and sister. Love ya
Walter get's drafted shipped off to phase 3 in Iraq for about nine and a half months then does a year and a half in Ethiopia as a jumping off point for Somalian action...remember to pack extra socks!
How's about..
Walter get's drafted shipped off to phase 3 in Iraq for about nine and a half months then does a year and a half in Ethiopia as a jumping off point for Somalian action...remember to pack extra socks!
