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Posted on 02/04/2010

Sex?...Vacation adventures?...Cooking them a delicious meal?...Stuff involving midgets?...Nope.
 
 
 
Gather around and listen you cheap bastards:
 
 
 
Buy her an awesome purse or a very nice sexy/slutty pair of shoes...For NO REASON...Not on her B-Day or Xmas...Just because...Period.
 
 
 
I know...I know someone will talk about a handmade card or a single flower etc etc...Though that maybe true and most women are not materialistic...That maybe the case when they were 14 but it's okay as a woman to expect a lil surprise every now and then.
 
 
 
Try the purse/shoe thing and a woman will remember you for a looooonnnng time.
 
 
 
She may hate you in the future for whatever reason but even she'll admit...Those were some sweet ass Mary Janes etc etc.
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Posted on 04/30/2010

Hint to your man that you might need these:
 
 
 
 


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Posted on 04/29/2010

I'd take a wicked looking pair of shoes any day *grin* Wouldn't necessarily make me happy, but it'd put me in a good mood... unless they were the wrong size



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Posted on 04/26/2010

I guess it all depends on the shoes!



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Posted on 04/26/2010

Skip the shoes...
several foot massages would be better!



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Posted on 04/13/2010

Eff shoes, I want roller skates! Where are my roller skates?!



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Posted on 03/29/2010

Who said anything about a first date gift being shoes?...That would be creepy...This is like a gift for a 3rd date or more...Just out of the blue kinda thing.
 
Ahhhhh assssssssumption.



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Posted on 03/28/2010

Seriously shoes...you gotta be kidding me. Whatever happened to going for a meal (not McDonalds or Subway) and then going to the movies after. And if it's a first date you don't really wanna buy her some shoes. The first date is all about getting to know one another. So you talk and forget the shoes. If you got enough time after the movies perhaps you could go for a quiet walk.



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Posted on 03/22/2010

3 things to make a women happy
gifts
complments
and just listening to her


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Posted on 03/11/2010

Quoting MOHAWK73

Call me crazy,
but I find "LISTENING" to a woman
is usually sufficiant.


i agree with MOHAWWK73, unforntunately for me it's been a while (hence joining GM) so i might need to get back into he swing of things when the time comes round again. rather than my mind wandering to the motorbike sat in the garden patiently waiting (jokes)



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Posted on 02/16/2010

A shoe/boot rescue and rehabilitation service ... mad cap mental image comes to mind - well actually a couple



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Posted on 02/13/2010

If you get the shoes get smthng u no she wil like. Trust me dont mess that up.


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Ravenmad2000
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Posted on 02/07/2010

Noodles...ewwww yuk...think I spent too much time, looking at faecal matter and parasites under a microscope, to do that!!



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Posted on 02/07/2010

Quoting wolfsbane1000

Just don't turn up on the first date with a pair of shoes right? Don't want to appear too freaky :D


ROFLMFAO...you never fail...LOL



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Posted on 02/06/2010

Samedi Samedi Samedi...Can't call it bubba...Unless you try to date women who like taller men maybe...No bullshit...Seriously there have been times I get picked over someone much nicer and sweeter based on the "Tallness Factor" sad but true and sounds like a blog!
 
 
 
Careful Raven...Best to keep things under wrap till the ring is on the finger...Have heard your type of story here on GM many a times and then ZOINKS...Best of luck as always.
 
 
 
Wolfbane...True dat...Nor is wearing leather chaps on a first date recommended...(Glares at Mohawk)



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Posted on 02/06/2010

Quoting IndigoRising

Not only will she remember you for a long time.....it's highly likely she'll love you for a long time too ;-)

Mind you, she'll also remember you if you happen to keep her shoes and not give them back.....but that's another story for another blog....they were a fuckin great pair too....oh well, live and learn I spose....haha


still think your shoes should be rescued from him



all I want is to be more like me,less like you.....

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Posted on 02/05/2010

Not only will she remember you for a long time.....it's highly likely she'll love you for a long time too ;-)

Mind you, she'll also remember you if you happen to keep her shoes and not give them back.....but that's another story for another blog....they were a fuckin great pair too....oh well, live and learn I spose....haha



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Posted on 02/05/2010

Just don't turn up on the first date with a pair of shoes right? Don't want to appear too freaky :D



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Posted on 02/05/2010

No no no...you don't even have to buy her shoes...or anything, really...just kind sincere words will work.

Except...

I have been most impressed...ummm...completely and utterly floored with Warlock's gesture of love for me...he's having a 4x5 metre aviary built, which means moving the cemented in gazebo by crane, removing four adult cocos palms, having a bob-cat level the garden and erecting cage with sprinkler system, for when me and my feathery family arrive.

He's also making the house, on the outskirts of Mackay, as comfortable as possible...insulation and air cond...and something about an antique four-poster bed.

Has taken me on three short holidays...is taking me on more.

Reminds me, every day, that he's madly in love with me x 10...and forever. Is very affectionate, thanks me for loving him, assures me that I am safe, protected, respected and admired.

That's what satisfies a female.



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Posted on 02/05/2010

Tried it. Didn't work. Next!



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